This guy’s poops have the smell potency of a thousand dead skunks rotting in the sun.
Oh my goodness LOL.
Like first semester, it was more of a poopie…earthy smell. Like me and Joel can handle that.
But then it evolved.
It’s as if all he eats is a bunch of spicy ramen and all of that environmental stress completely mutated his poop into something dark and dirty. It started smelling like the fish section of the Nguyen Loi market in our bathroom.
So me and Joel decided to counterattack and get Febreze.and various other flowery scented stuff to put in the bathroom…
And when I finally thought everything was going to be fine….
IT EVOLVED AGAIN.
LIKE WHAT THE HECK. IF NUCLEAR EXPLOSIONS COULD SMELL, THIS WOULD BE IT LADIES AND GENTS. WHY. Did this guy import new fish and spices to his market or something in his butt oh my goodness…His poop morphed into something so dark, so disgusting…only Jesus and his grace could combat such a thing.
I fear for my life and my nose.
Fried chicken is the cure.
—No one, ever (via cloudberryfarm)
In honor of Michigan State’s bowl game, this will be my sustenance for the day.
….give me chicken T_T
interesting….they gave me an offer for interning lawl
This is pretty bad LOL but…
I can’t help it but be like woottt…
when I see some people in high school that have always annoyed me have nothing going for them in their lives…
LOLLL I’M SO BADDDD AND SPITEFUL LOL I should pray that they find direction and guidance LOL
Hopefully, they’ll tire of their current lives and find Jesus…who knows..
Gonna study till the lunar eclipse happens! :D
why undergraduate biology majors have barely any job prospects as I go through these internship listings…